gf: What're you doing tonight?
Me: Partying, doing drugs, having lesbian orgies. Typical Saturday night lol
gf: Who do I need to kill?
Me: All of them hot lesbians om nom nom nom nom. hahaha, jk. What do you think I'm doing?
gf: Internet
***ACCURATE.
— Lucie about lesbian sex.
if you wanted to keep your tumblr hidden for longer you should have chosen a username that was different from your xbox live gamertag… lol
We’re so much BETTER than all of this. We know this. Let’s be happy, please?
On a side note… I’m not sure about how I feel about you getting tumblr… lol.
— Andrew
This ceiling mirror made miss-monster3 and I look quite deformed and ugly. ENJOY ^__^
(Source: crippledbypizza, via mahogundy)
Boy: Send me more music.
Elysia: http://robotsexxx.tumblr.com
Boy: When are we getting hitched?
Elysia: I walked in the rain to visit her lol
Crystal: Lol #hopelessromantic
Elysia: My ex boyfriend Nick congratulated me on having a girlfriend today.
Crystal: LMAO winning.
Girl: What are you thinking about right now?
Me: Uhhh.. I forget.
Girl: You're supposed to say what's on your mind right at that moment.
Me: Gah, do you really want to know?
Girl: Yes.
Me: You know when you're in between being awake and falling asleep? I was just picturing a melting metallic triangle that turned into Casper the ghost.
Girl: What the fuck?
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